Hey everybody it’s Political Fun Friday for 2/5/10 ! I bring you the most entertaing pics and videos from around the web. Today 56Rebels takes an Enquirer slant to it. Hope you enjoy!
Editor’s note- What kind of person calls a motion picture or film a program? Also I think but I cannot prove it, I think Joe Biden is having an affair on his beautiful wife Jill.
Jill: “Where were you tonight?”
Joe: “I went out”
Jill: “How come you didn’t answer your cell phone?”
Joe: “I was at the movies.”
Jill: “Who’d you go with?”
Joe: “I went with my friend Barack.”
Jill: “Oh, yeah! What movie did you go to see?”
Joe: “ um, is, uh, this uh, this, this, this new program that I looked at it and wished I were seeing it in 3-D. And you sit there and you watch this science fiction thing unfold in front of you.”
Jill: “Avatar?” (rolling her eyes)
Joe: “Yes. Avatar. Very good. There are others, there are some other real good ones out there. But I saw Avatar.”
Jill: “I’m going to bed.” (Slams the door)
(Joe reaches in his pocket and pulls out his cell phone)
Joe:”Hey Barack it’s Joe… Joe Biden….your VP! Yeah, good. Listen Barack if Jill calls you. Me and you went to see Avatar tonight. Ok? I know. I’m not asking you to lie! I know you don’t want to be caught in the middle. Please. Just do this for me. I will definetly get you back. I owe you one! Don’t worry when re-election time comes I will definetly give it to those Republicans! Your the best, ok…Talk to you later. Bye. And Barack…. Thanks.”
(Joe sits down on his leather couch and plops his feet up on the table grabs his remote and starts watching Everybody Loves Raymond. Joe snickers to himself along with the laugh track)
Editors note- Joe how smart can you be when you can’t remember the name of a movie that is one word? Starts with an A! Has never been used before on the silver screen! Even a 10 year old can tell you the NAME of the movie that was so groundbreaking ”They had to see it in 3-D”! Just a little help for your P.R. When your so out of touch. Don’t pretend to be in touch. How you got to where you are is the fourth mystery of the universe.
This is a great story about how the Lt.Gov elect Scott Lee Cohen is a crazy man! And by crazy I don’t mean fun! I mean telling your kids to stay away from that man. He went on T.V. with his ex-wife to explain some of his past. Let me say that again. He went on T.V with his ex-wife. You have to LOVE Illinois politics if you are a blogger! It’s the state that keeps on giving! http://gawker.com/5464785/hooker+beating-wife+raping-roid+raging-oh-my-illinois-dems-pick-another-winner
He actually paid for that? I guess HE'S not a fiscal conservative!
EDitors note- The woman appearing on TV is NOT a hooker. It’s his ex-wife.
Nancy Pelosi finds out Scott Brown wins in Massachusetts!
Finally what is a political Fun Friday without a tribute to our first black president. And by that I mean Bill Clinton.
Do you feel inspired? I know I do!
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J.P. Douglas
P.S.- No politicians were harmed in the writing of this blog. It’s all satire so don’t sue me!
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