Sarah Palin scares my friend more than Paranormal Activity

Sarah Palin scares my friend more than Paranormal Activity. I’ve seen Palin but haven’t seen the movie Paranormal Activity. So I can’t judge personally. My friend on the other hand has seen them both. And she is more scared of Sarah Palin. Let me explain.

Sarah Palin addressed the “elites’ of the Tea Party Crowd. The speech was all red meat. In all honesty you could have whited out the background and hung a G.O.P. banner and I don’t think it would have made a difference in what she said. Or the nine standing ovations she received. She also poked fun at President Obama for using a teleprompter. My mother use to have a saying that, “You spit up in the air, it comes back in your face.” Well Mrs.Palin was photographed with a cheat sheet on her hand. Three talking points.

Energy, Tax Cuts, and Lift American Spirits. The funny thing to me was she had budget cuts and then crossed that out. Budget cuts are what this country needs but they don’t get applause like Tax Cuts do. Energy. This is something I disagree with. Why should America waste our natural resources when we can use the world’s?  If we need ours we can use ours but first let’s suck the Middle East dry and then use ours. What kind of Republican is she? And Finally Lift America Spirits. What the hell does that even me? Americans want to throw a chair through a bank window. They don’t need Spirits Lifted. How about honest government? I’d rather have that then having my spirits lifted. I will save that for the church on Sundays. Not from someone who the next day said she might run for President.

All this Palin action got me wondering. I had to find out who bought her book! Though that wasn’t possible I had to find out why she appealed to people the way she did. So I threw the question out there on a Conservative forum and got my answer.

My question-”What is the appeal to Sarah Palin fans? What is her accomplishment’s that make you feel she would be a great President or even an adequate one?”

ANSWER-#1 “The more the libtards hate her the more I like her. A strong woman, life long NRA member, who can shoot and butcher a moose, raise 5 children one with Downs syndrome (pro-life), run for Mayor, Governor (and win), wrestle with large corporations, piss off NOW big time, essentially do it all. With an everyday charm and being one of the “guys” (You Betcha) and oh yeah not a big east beltway elitist. You could go to the grocery store and randomly pick someone off the line and they would do as good a job as what we have had recently.”

The irony of someone calling people “libtards” then praising Mrs.Palin for “raising a child with Downs Syndrome” is worth the price of admission to some of the forums. Irony meet reason. Reason meet irony. Hey Where you going? Anyway I had to run this by my friend. She is very wise when it comes to Politics and she voted for John McCain in 2008. Why? I don’t know. But she had this to say about it- (My comments are in italics)

“that’s her resumé for Leader of the Free World?”

I guess so….

“ludicrous”

It’s the best they are offering?

“it frightens me”

“i want to move to another country”

HAHA why does that scare you?

“that voters think she can be president because she can shoot a moose?”

“honestly. that answer is everything wrong with america”

“nevermind that she thinks Saddam was behind 9/11 and doesn’t read newspapers”

“i mean honestly. we elect Obama because he is likable and can hang with p diddy. now we want to elect Sarah because she says ‘you betcha’. good grief. let’s move to europe “

“i mean by his qualifications, half of Missouri is qualified to be president”

“the more I think of this, the more I am annoyed “

Now after watching Paranormal Activity my friend was scared enough to sleep with the lights on. It freaked her out and she said she laid in bed thinking about that movie. But with Sarah Palin she wants to leave the country. I guess this politics is scary stuff.

J.P. Douglas

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