Can’t Obama do anything while I’m away? Jeez!

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I’ve been away probably for 3 months now. Pondering the eternal meaning of blogging. Am I contributing to society? Am I making a difference? Then I remembered it’s the internet. It doesn’t really matter. I guess like an ecological disaster in America….I’m back. Oh,sorry. Too soon? Well since I’ve been gone let’s see what has happened in the past couple of months?

Bill Clinton has gone from prestigious ex-President to lowlife temp recruiter on the American taxpayer’s dime.  Now I’m not a corporate head hunter but if you’re trying to get someone to drop out of  a race for Senate (Joe Sestak). Don’t you think you would offer that person a paid position?

Over in the Far East it appears that North Korea and South Korea have been playing a game of Battleship. Apparently times are so tough they did not want to spring for the $20 and buy the game from Parker Brothers. Instead Kim Jong Il decided to use real torpedoes. I guess the electronic version of the game is out of the question. The South Koreans lost over a 100 sailors in the ‘attack”. They responded by turning up their radios really loud at the border. Some kind of “propaganda program”. Torpedoes or propaganda? Hmmm. The question that has rattled around in the minds of all great Defence Ministers for decades.

In the Gulf of Mexico the worst oil leak/spill/gusher/imitation of a black Niagara Falls in America’s history is occurring. Estimated over 21 Million gallons have leaked into the Gulf. When President Obama was briefed about the spill his first words were,” Was George Bush working on the rig?” No Mr.President. Obama than said,”Was Bush in Louisiana at the time?” No,Mr.President. Obama than said,”So we really can’t blame this on Bush, can we?” Well Mr.President you can always blame the past administration for lax regulations that led up to this. Obama said,”That sounds good. It will ruin the beaches but as long as dead dolphins don’t start washing up on shore we will be all right.”  Mr.President DON’T SCROLL DOWN!!

Decomposing Dolphin. Photo courtesy of NY Daily News

That is SO sad! And like the opening scene from “Psycho” it’s only just begun. Lock some m**herf**ker up for this! The irony of Obama being the most ecological president ever and having to deal with this has not gone unnoticed. Oh sweet irony. Sweet like a bite from a Black Widow.

Also ex-President George W. Bush is writing his memoirs. Which is shocking most people are surprised to find out that he remembered any of those 8 years.

George Bush acting Presidential. I use the term "acting" very loosely.

Kind of brings back some sentimental memories of the days when our President ruined other people’s countries and not our own. Basically though the book begins with G.W.’s decision to quit drinking. Right away my Red Flag went up! I said this is obviously a work of fiction. George Bush wasn’t drinking during that time? Bullshit!

In honor of the current administration’s response to the oil spill the phrase,”When the shit hits the fan” will now be replaced with,”When the oil hits the land.”

J.P. Douglas

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People’s Republic Is Chinese Kommunist’s

People’s Republic Is Chinese Kommunists is not China’s official name but they should change it. It is way more accurate to describe the way this country carries themselves. The P.R.I.C.K. is once again making threats against America and promising to take action as Zhu Weigun, executive deputy head of the Communist Party’s United Front Work Department, said concerning the meeting between President Obama and the Dalai Lama,”We will take corresponding measures to make the relevant countries realize their mistakes.” You an read the entire article at -http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/china-warns-barack-obama-that-meeting-dalai-lama-would-hurt-relations/19341118 .

The P.R.I.C.K.’s once again have reared their ugly heads and spouted off at the mouth about being disrespected by someone or anyone. Should they be upset that America’s President is meeting in their eyes a separatist terrorist a.k.a the Dalai Lama? I doubt there is anyone in America who has an unfavorable view or opinion of the 14th Dalai Lama. I even read his book The Art of Happiness. He is a man that preaches to be happy you must practice “patience and tolerance”. Nothing more. Nothing less. He always has a smile on his face and for a leader of a world religion he doesn’t drape himself in Armani loafers or ridiculous hats and golden staffs. What you see is what you get. The P.R.I.C.K.’s need to get out of Tibet and return it to their rightful people the Tibetans.

This is just another threat and insult to America and it’s allies from the P.R.I.C.K.’s. From there support to nuclear crazy man Kim Jong Il (who’s father invented the toaster). Arms shipments to Sudan to continue the genocide in that country. Arms shipments to the dictatorship in Mynamar which they use to suppress and kill protestors and civilians. The P.R.I.C.K.’s just started crying to America about a $6 Billion arms deal to the nation of Taiwan. According to the P.R.I.C.K.’s they are a breakaway republic or as the world see’s it they are the free and democratic country of Taiwan. China stands in the way of strong sanctions against the democracy suppressing, nuclear arming, Holocaust denying nation of Iran. The P.R.I.C.K.’s also recently hacked into the Google mail accounts of chinese dissidents and supporters of change in that country. The world is just giving China the rope to tie us all up. America feeds the Red Dragon with it’s massive amounts of debt that they buy from us. And we turn a blind eye to their human rights abuses and just dispecable behavior from a country that hosted the Olympics just under 2 years ago.

My mesage is simple President Obama meet with the Dalai Lama. Take a photo and have it sent all over the world. If at all possible maybe you and the Dalai Lama can stick up your middle fingers at the P.R.I.C.K.’s to let them know they don’t scare anyone. Their economy is as tied up in America’s as much as anyone. Take their words with a grain of salt. Their actions speak volumes of the kind of country they are bringing to the world stage. They hate a man that preaches peace. But what do you expect from a bunch of P.R.I.C.K.’s.

J.P. Douglas

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