I’ve been away probably for 3 months now. Pondering the eternal meaning of blogging. Am I contributing to society? Am I making a difference? Then I remembered it’s the internet. It doesn’t really matter. I guess like an ecological disaster in America….I’m back. Oh,sorry. Too soon? Well since I’ve been gone let’s see what has happened in the past couple of months?
Bill Clinton has gone from prestigious ex-President to lowlife temp recruiter on the American taxpayer’s dime. Now I’m not a corporate head hunter but if you’re trying to get someone to drop out of a race for Senate (Joe Sestak). Don’t you think you would offer that person a paid position?
Over in the Far East it appears that North Korea and South Korea have been playing a game of Battleship. Apparently times are so tough they did not want to spring for the $20 and buy the game from Parker Brothers. Instead Kim Jong Il decided to use real torpedoes. I guess the electronic version of the game is out of the question. The South Koreans lost over a 100 sailors in the ‘attack”. They responded by turning up their radios really loud at the border. Some kind of “propaganda program”. Torpedoes or propaganda? Hmmm. The question that has rattled around in the minds of all great Defence Ministers for decades.
In the Gulf of Mexico the worst oil leak/spill/gusher/imitation of a black Niagara Falls in America’s history is occurring. Estimated over 21 Million gallons have leaked into the Gulf. When President Obama was briefed about the spill his first words were,” Was George Bush working on the rig?” No Mr.President. Obama than said,”Was Bush in Louisiana at the time?” No,Mr.President. Obama than said,”So we really can’t blame this on Bush, can we?” Well Mr.President you can always blame the past administration for lax regulations that led up to this. Obama said,”That sounds good. It will ruin the beaches but as long as dead dolphins don’t start washing up on shore we will be all right.” Mr.President DON’T SCROLL DOWN!!
That is SO sad! And like the opening scene from “Psycho” it’s only just begun. Lock some m**herf**ker up for this! The irony of Obama being the most ecological president ever and having to deal with this has not gone unnoticed. Oh sweet irony. Sweet like a bite from a Black Widow.
Also ex-President George W. Bush is writing his memoirs. Which is shocking most people are surprised to find out that he remembered any of those 8 years.
Kind of brings back some sentimental memories of the days when our President ruined other people’s countries and not our own. Basically though the book begins with G.W.’s decision to quit drinking. Right away my Red Flag went up! I said this is obviously a work of fiction. George Bush wasn’t drinking during that time? Bullshit!
In honor of the current administration’s response to the oil spill the phrase,”When the shit hits the fan” will now be replaced with,”When the oil hits the land.”
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