Pretty Clear Business’ Prefer Bubba Over Obama

I came across this article in the Daily Beast.com written by Loyd Grove called Bankers: Is Obama of this earth? It goes onto tell about a disastrous meeting between Obama, Warren Buffett and a group of bankers, green energy CEOs and Bill Clinton.

How’d it go?

“I think the people there are continually and constantly amazed at the sense of removal from reality in the administration when it comes to the economy,” this person said. “It was a meeting about greening and rehabbing buildings, and they seemed to think the banks will foot the bill for the effort. The feeling in that room was that there is nobody at the top of this administration, in the West Wing of the White House, who ever so much as sold a pair of shoes.

I don’t think Barry likes us. But he is creating jobs!

I have to admit sometimes I’m blinded by things. I see things and I want to believe they are true. I want to believe that other people have no idea what they are talking about. That they are just chicken little’s with their sky is falling chatter. What makes me great though is I will admit when I was wrong. I’m not some Chris Matthews who will defend, defend, defend. I cut people the benefit of the doubt. I judge them by their actions. Or inaction’s. I give them the rope to hang themselves with. I was wrong. I have said before many a time “I like Obama. I think he’s a cool guy”. I don’t always agree with all his policies but he’s the President, he’s smarter than me, and let’s see where he’s going with this. The problem is that, though I may like Barack Obama, I don’t think he likes us. Why J.P. do you feel this way? Well yesterday I heard the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard in my adult life.  It appears that Barry went into the Lions Den and appeared on the Today Show. He sat down with that hardest of hardcore political reporters. Matt Lauer. Yes THE Matt Lauer. Matt asked him the toughest question ever.

Lauer: “Have you spoken directly to Tony Hayward the C.E.O. of BP?

Barry: “I have not spoken to him directly and here is the reason…” “My experience is when you talk to a guy like the BP C.E.O he’s gonna say all the right things to me.”

Lauer: “In all due respect that feels strange to me….I’m curious as to why you wouldn’t pick up the phone and give him a piece of your mind.”

Lauer: “He doesn’t work for you (C.E.O of BP) but if he did would you want him out?

Barry: “He wouldn’t be working for me after any of those statements.”

Back to reality. “He wouldn’t be working for me after any of those statements???” Don’t mind the huge nature holocaust on the Gulf Coast or the destruction of people’s livelihood. Those statements are where I draw the line! The guy was in charge of the company that continuously violated safety rules and he would only get fired for those statements? Chef Ramsey of Hell’s Kitchen fired a guy for undercooking  the risotto twice! Are you kidding me Barry! Give me a break. And yes I refer to you as Barry until YOU start acting Presidential and get s**t done! Your on every f**king TV show breaking down the NBA finals and yet you honestly don’t give a rat’s tail about the people of the Gulf. Hmmm. I wonder why? Oh I know why.

Red States will defend America from the oil. Because if you didn't vote Obama your not part of America.

It’s politics. Pure and simple. These states have no impact on whether Obama gets re-elected and he knows it and Rahm Emanuel knows it. So they don’t care. It’s hysterical that “Mr. I Hate Corporate America” leaves everything in the hands of a foreign corporation. It’s so funny I want to cry.

Enough of my rant. Yesterday I recieved a complaint from an old friend who was upset that I ridiculed Joe Biden‘s family fun fest. And by family fun-fest I mean him, his family, white house insiders, and media people. As DaisyJacobs said to me,”It’s not a coincidence that the administration is in such bad shape that they are inviting reporters to Bar-B-Q-’s.” She’s smart. My friend also went on a rant about my comment that “Rahm secretly wished he was shooting children with a shot gun.” Now come on. Does he even know Rahm’s reputation? Does he really think, I think, Rahm wants to shoot children with a shot-gun? In honesty I think he does, but Rahm would never admit it. If anyone was offended by that joke I apologize. And to Rahm Emanuel please don’t confront me while your naked in a shower. That’s too much.

I have to admit though Barry Obama wasn’t lying. He promised to create jobs and he has come through. He’s created a whole bunch in the beach oil cleanup field. One minuscule caveat- You must sign a waiver releasing BP from all cancer causing chemical claims. This is great! The longer the oil gusher goes the more jobs created! Barry you are more than a “community organizer”! You are a genius economist! I love you Barry!

For people who claim that since the oilspill is on Obama’s watch then it’s his responsibility. Than 9/11 must be Gorge Bush’s. I agree. My rule is if you have gone on one vacation, than you are responsible for EVERYTHING, that happens during your administration. It’s just a silly rule.

BP has made a statement that net proceeds from oil recovered will go to benefit the wildlife of the region. When asked when they could expect the payments, BP responded, “Once the wildlife open a bank account or fill out this 10 page form with their current address. We will get the checks on their way.” BP really cares! They really do!

When asked for comment by 56 Rebels about how they planned to compensate the world for the all the dead animals and the murder of endangered species? BP responded,” Not even Noah saved all the animals!” Now get the f**k out of here!” (In a British accent of course)

Bill Clinton calls Louisiana Senator David Vitter a “sinner“. (Insert any joke you want here)

Fashion model Naomi Campbell

Not only does she talk on cell phones but she throws them at maids as well.

who has quite a reputation is refusing to “use stairs“. Now Ms.Campbell, how are you ever going to get into heaven if you don’t use stairs? Editor’s Note-She really is a disgusting human being.

Speaking of disgusting human beings Gary Coleman’s wife has sold his death pictures for $10,000. And is requesting $50,000 for interviews. Who does she think she is Sarah Ferguson?

The funny thing about Obama’s campaign is everyone compared him to Superman. When what we really needed is Aquaman.

Maybe in 2012 he'll run...or swim...whatever, just give me another option than Obama.

This was a great comment on Hot Air- about Barry Obama.

“Daddy, who’s ass did you kick today? Daddy did you play golf today or go to the beach and play with some tar balls? Daddy what enemy of the United States Ass did you KISS today? Daddy you are an awesome ass kicker and ass kisser as well! For the first time in my young life I’m proud of my role modeling daddy president!” Marcos -Commenter on Hot Air

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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“Telling Communists to tear down walls since 1987″

Can’t Obama do anything while I’m away? Jeez!

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I’ve been away probably for 3 months now. Pondering the eternal meaning of blogging. Am I contributing to society? Am I making a difference? Then I remembered it’s the internet. It doesn’t really matter. I guess like an ecological disaster in America….I’m back. Oh,sorry. Too soon? Well since I’ve been gone let’s see what has happened in the past couple of months?

Bill Clinton has gone from prestigious ex-President to lowlife temp recruiter on the American taxpayer’s dime.  Now I’m not a corporate head hunter but if you’re trying to get someone to drop out of  a race for Senate (Joe Sestak). Don’t you think you would offer that person a paid position?

Over in the Far East it appears that North Korea and South Korea have been playing a game of Battleship. Apparently times are so tough they did not want to spring for the $20 and buy the game from Parker Brothers. Instead Kim Jong Il decided to use real torpedoes. I guess the electronic version of the game is out of the question. The South Koreans lost over a 100 sailors in the ‘attack”. They responded by turning up their radios really loud at the border. Some kind of “propaganda program”. Torpedoes or propaganda? Hmmm. The question that has rattled around in the minds of all great Defence Ministers for decades.

In the Gulf of Mexico the worst oil leak/spill/gusher/imitation of a black Niagara Falls in America’s history is occurring. Estimated over 21 Million gallons have leaked into the Gulf. When President Obama was briefed about the spill his first words were,” Was George Bush working on the rig?” No Mr.President. Obama than said,”Was Bush in Louisiana at the time?” No,Mr.President. Obama than said,”So we really can’t blame this on Bush, can we?” Well Mr.President you can always blame the past administration for lax regulations that led up to this. Obama said,”That sounds good. It will ruin the beaches but as long as dead dolphins don’t start washing up on shore we will be all right.”  Mr.President DON’T SCROLL DOWN!!

Decomposing Dolphin. Photo courtesy of NY Daily News

That is SO sad! And like the opening scene from “Psycho” it’s only just begun. Lock some m**herf**ker up for this! The irony of Obama being the most ecological president ever and having to deal with this has not gone unnoticed. Oh sweet irony. Sweet like a bite from a Black Widow.

Also ex-President George W. Bush is writing his memoirs. Which is shocking most people are surprised to find out that he remembered any of those 8 years.

George Bush acting Presidential. I use the term "acting" very loosely.

Kind of brings back some sentimental memories of the days when our President ruined other people’s countries and not our own. Basically though the book begins with G.W.’s decision to quit drinking. Right away my Red Flag went up! I said this is obviously a work of fiction. George Bush wasn’t drinking during that time? Bullshit!

In honor of the current administration’s response to the oil spill the phrase,”When the shit hits the fan” will now be replaced with,”When the oil hits the land.”

J.P. Douglas

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