
64-36. The flies have it!
Political Fun Friday: This administration is getting stranger and stranger by the day. I have to admit that I used to think that President Obama was the Anti-Christ. I mean if you follow the mythology of it. The Anti-Christ was going to be a smooth talker who could put people under a spell. He would have a mole as a sign. He shall come in “Peaceably and obtain the kingdom by flattery”. Daniel 11:21. Then when I saw how incompetent Obama was I said this isn’t the Ant-Christ. This guy is just an imbecile. Now with rats scurrying at his feet and fly’s landing on his face. It’s disturbing. Now I’m back to thinking that either Obama is the Anti-Christ or maybe a vampire. But the whole not being allowed out at day thing would impact his golf game so I’m back to the whole Anti-Christ theory. But really would the Prince of Darkness be this stupid? I doubt it.
Let’s enjoy some headlines from around the web!
Police: California couple tried to sell baby at Wal-Mart.
The couple tried to sell the 6 month old baby for $25. Is that how much babies are going for these day’s? A dollar a pound? The only bright spot is that it’s the first time that something not made in China was on sale at Wal-Mart. 56Rebels contacted Wal-Mart about the incident. A Wal-Mart spokeswoman said, “We have no interest in selling babies at Wal-Mart. But if he wants to fill out an application we can have him working on a sewing machine in about 2 years.”
Condoms for 1st graders? School board’s Decision Sparks Firestorm in Massachussettes.
Give condoms to 1st Graders? Or as the kids call it, “Shiny Penis Balloons!”
Robert Pattinson Found to be Distant Relative of Dracula
If anyone has seen Twilight you would realize this makes sense since Pattinson and Dracula both sucked.

If you know someone who likes this movie stick a stake in their chest to cure them.
And if your 16 years or younger do not write to complain. You shouldn’t even be on this blog! If your older than 16 and that offends you have much bigger problems than me.
Unbeaten New Zealand makes coach proud
In other news mother of newborn proclaims her son is the “cutest baby in the world”.
Barney Frank Secures Rare Win for Investors, Beats Back Senate

You think pimpin' ain't easy? Try fighting Wall Street
The turning point was when Barney Frank threatened to show naked pictures of himself making his opponents realize the fight wasn’t worth it. For all the progress the loophole of “purposely lying and stealing from your investors” was not closed.
Elena Kagan’s Confirmation Hearing: The GOP’s Strategy For Defeating Obama’s Supreme Court Nominee
How the GOP plans to defeat Obama’s Supreme Court Nominee?
They plan on using a complex strategy of pointing out that Kagan was nominated by Obama.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Not the people who met on a televised dating show! You can’t trust anything from the mainstream media these days!
Actress finds him a lot more attractive when American’s realize he’s famous! Strange.

Landon run!!! She only loves you for your goals!!!
Tougher Iran Sanctions Headed To Obama’s Desk
Iran not worried as Obama will be out golfing and nowhere near his desk.
BP Sends PR Professionals to Gulf Coast To Pretend to Be Journalists
Not surprising considering that it’s coming from an oil company that pretended to be environmental.
Jan Brewer Prods Obama on Arizona Border Plan, Immigration Reform Details
Obama responds by saying, “Bitch, can’t you see I’m putting?”
Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Former Enron CEO Jeff Skilling
In other news Army National Guard Captain returns from Iraq and finds his home SOLD by Home Owners Association. Not a joke. Sad true fact.
Obama knew of Blogojevich Plot, Aide Say’s
Obviously another Blago lie. Everyone knows Obama knows nothing! Can’t this guy ever tell the truth. I’m with you on this one Barry!

Damn Barry! I thought you said you never met him! Lie #442.
Waste of Bandwith Award goes to-
At 100 Years Old, is Depression Inevitable?
Now I’m no doctor like the guy wrote this article but I’m betting that when everyone you EVER KNEW is DEAD! It can kind of bring you down.
Man Passes Out On Pool Float and Drifts One Mile Into Gulf of Mexico
BP mistakes him for Sea Turtle and burns him alive.
Miley Cyrus Says Sexy New Album Empowers Females
56Rebels contacted Miley and asked her,” What about females achieving a college degree?” Miley said, “What’s a college degree?”
In other news Thor the main attraction at Chippendales’ night club say’s that, “he only dances in a thong to empower men.”

When Miley's Dad was asked to comment if "his daughter was acting too sexy, considering she's 17?" Billy Ray Cyrus said," Well, I guess. But ya got to admit she is pretty sexy!"
Gary Coleman’s Parents: Shannon Price Behaved a “Little Weird”
When pressed for details they said,” Well for one thing she married Gary Coleman.”
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