Political Fun Friday: This administration is getting stranger and stranger by the day. I have to admit that I used to think that President Obama was the Anti-Christ. I mean if you follow the mythology of it. The Anti-Christ was going to be a smooth talker who could put people under a spell. He would have a mole as a sign. He shall come in “Peaceably and obtain the kingdom by flattery”. Daniel 11:21. Then when I saw how incompetent Obama was I said this isn’t the Ant-Christ. This guy is just an imbecile. Now with rats scurrying at his feet and fly’s landing on his face. It’s disturbing. Now I’m back to thinking that either Obama is the Anti-Christ or maybe a vampire. But the whole not being allowed out at day thing would impact his golf game so I’m back to the whole Anti-Christ theory. But really would the Prince of Darkness be this stupid? I doubt it.
Let’s enjoy some headlines from around the web!
The couple tried to sell the 6 month old baby for $25. Is that how much babies are going for these day’s? A dollar a pound? The only bright spot is that it’s the first time that something not made in China was on sale at Wal-Mart. 56Rebels contacted Wal-Mart about the incident. A Wal-Mart spokeswoman said, “We have no interest in selling babies at Wal-Mart. But if he wants to fill out an application we can have him working on a sewing machine in about 2 years.”
Give condoms to 1st Graders? Or as the kids call it, “Shiny Penis Balloons!”
And if your 16 years or younger do not write to complain. You shouldn’t even be on this blog! If your older than 16 and that offends you have much bigger problems than me.
In other news mother of newborn proclaims her son is the “cutest baby in the world”.
The turning point was when Barney Frank threatened to show naked pictures of himself making his opponents realize the fight wasn’t worth it. For all the progress the loophole of “purposely lying and stealing from your investors” was not closed.
How the GOP plans to defeat Obama’s Supreme Court Nominee?
They plan on using a complex strategy of pointing out that Kagan was nominated by Obama.
Not the people who met on a televised dating show! You can’t trust anything from the mainstream media these days!
Actress finds him a lot more attractive when American’s realize he’s famous! Strange.
Iran not worried as Obama will be out golfing and nowhere near his desk.
Not surprising considering that it’s coming from an oil company that pretended to be environmental.
Obama responds by saying, “Bitch, can’t you see I’m putting?”
In other news Army National Guard Captain returns from Iraq and finds his home SOLD by Home Owners Association. Not a joke. Sad true fact.
Obviously another Blago lie. Everyone knows Obama knows nothing! Can’t this guy ever tell the truth. I’m with you on this one Barry!
Waste of Bandwith Award goes to-
Now I’m no doctor like the guy wrote this article but I’m betting that when everyone you EVER KNEW is DEAD! It can kind of bring you down.
BP mistakes him for Sea Turtle and burns him alive.
56Rebels contacted Miley and asked her,” What about females achieving a college degree?” Miley said, “What’s a college degree?”
In other news Thor the main attraction at Chippendales’ night club say’s that, “he only dances in a thong to empower men.”
When pressed for details they said,” Well for one thing she married Gary Coleman.”
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